even that won't keep her out of the slaughter house
2009-10-13 00:56:01
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Helmet awareness: Bovine approved.
2009-10-12 23:55:59
Udderly ridiculous.
2009-10-13 00:57:58
The helmet is definitely an improvement, but without some teat straps it's just a matter of time before that udder gets stuck in the chain.
2009-10-13 01:23:46
Three groaners in a row. Thats why I love you guys.
2009-10-13 01:30:08
i bet we can milk a couple more out of the board.
2009-10-13 03:00:49
Cheesy thread.
2009-10-13 11:46:28
It will keep going till the cows come home.
2009-10-13 13:16:27
i like how they gave her an opposable hoof
2009-10-13 13:26:33
Nice calves, too.
2009-10-13 13:37:52
how hard do you think it is to chew your cud and ride a bicycle at the same time?
2009-10-13 15:33:53
I can't believe that they would advocate riding brakeless.
2009-10-13 16:59:02
I can't believe that they would advocate riding brakeless.
So... you're questioning their ability to safely control their mooovements, right?
2009-10-13 17:46:34
The idea that you need brakes to ride safely is bull. Don't give people a bum steer, okay?
2009-10-13 17:57:52
best thread
2009-10-13 18:49:59
No bell either, I guess her horns work.
The longhorn handle bars are pretty sweet.
As for the brakes, I'm sure they are coaster brakes. Mom taught me to always use coasters when I have milk.
2009-10-13 18:50:00
No bell either, I guess her horns work.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
2009-10-13 19:29:55
But why stop here?
Good thing she 'spoke' up for healthy cycling.
2009-10-13 22:15:26
Yeah, but she's kow-towing to both camps in the Great Helmet Debate.
2009-10-14 17:30:58
definitely don't think she'll be riding with any Brooks gear any time soon
2009-10-14 18:15:09
pretty good at steering
2009-10-14 18:27:46
Good to see someone riding a classic mootility bike.
Does it have a planet-dairy gear hub?
2009-10-14 19:47:37
Get that lady some teat-glide! Ouch!
2009-10-15 13:24:46
Is RBGH one of the banned substances in cycling?
2009-10-15 15:56:12
haha. i was trying to think of a good rbgh joke.
2009-10-15 18:58:48
good god, bike geeks r nerdz.
2009-10-15 19:20:53
It took me awhile to come up with SOMETHING to say because I think all the other jokes have been taken and I didn't want to "follow the herd."
2009-10-15 22:23:29
Doesn't look like she could 'Holsteins' of beer while riding that bike.
2009-10-15 23:26:56
Heifer parents been informed of her helmet choice?
2009-10-16 00:46:19
Looks like someone offered her a good "tip"
2009-10-16 13:13:27
I finally figured it out. It is obvious that the one on the right is marketed to states with helmet laws. States such as Cowafornia or Moo Mexico. She's obviously under 18.
2009-10-16 16:54:37
Woah.. these jokes are starting to stink like sour milk!
2009-10-20 00:02:25