Bike Safety Puppet Rap

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I really don’t want to be the guy annoyed by a video staring puppets. But really, this is supposed to be an educational highlight?

Oh yeah, you think you’re so cool?
Riding like a big tool, looking like a big fool?
Rolling past reds, weaving through like a basket case?
Well I’ve got news: I can’t see you.

I’ll hit you fast and hard, whoops-a-daisy!
Speed kills, and my car hurts like crazy.

OK, so look, running reds can be dangerous, of course. But talking (arguably bragging) about hitting someone fast and hard and reacting with a “whoops-a-daisy!” (in high voice, puppet flying through the air)… disturbing, not hilarious.

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