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Imagine this Kraynick's shirt

Yellow on black.


It could make the man a millionaire.


ken-kaminski
2012-06-30 00:24:21

I'd buy one, but only if I was absolutely sure the proceeds go to Kraynick, and not some ass who designed a shirt on a website.


joeframbach
2012-06-30 02:07:54

I'm confused, is there supposed to be a picture in the first post? or am I just supposed to imagine a yellow on black Kraynick's t-shirt?


Personally, my favorite design would feature a caricature of Jerry, in a wrestling ring, delivering a tombstone pile-driver to a cartoon car. I just can't decide if cartoon Jerry should be shouting something as he slams the car's head to the mat, and if so, what. Ideas?


2012-06-30 03:39:00

i don't think a wrestling move is appropriate. just a caricature of jerry would be fine, and if we're looking for a quote, i'm thinking something along the lines of: "first chest on the right down the ramp, top three middle drawers", or maybe something that actively discourages you from spending money, but i can't think of any good examples. maybe something that tells you that maybe you don't need a new chain and can get by with just some lube?


heading to kraynick's tomorrow, and i'm positively giddy about it. it's hard to imagine a bike shop i would like more, except that it becomes difficult for me to spend as much money there as i'd like to.


hiddenvariable
2012-06-30 04:23:29

Kraynick's face as a small logo on the front left breast; huge biopace chainring on the back.


ndanger
2012-06-30 15:40:40

A t shirt printed with bike parts on every possible surface, inside and out, with a Jerry face formed from parts.


edmonds59
2012-06-30 16:43:21

what about Gerry standing by the door to Kraynicks with bike parts flooding out onto penn ave crushing cars?


dmtroyer
2012-06-30 21:26:55

"what about Gerry standing by the door to Kraynicks with bike parts flooding out onto penn ave crushing cars?"


I like it. Maybe some giant planet gears rolling over a few SUVs?


2012-07-01 00:29:38

Doesn't Jerry drive to the shop every day?


ken-kaminski
2012-07-01 20:26:13

How about this... A blue shirt with a little "Kraynick's Bike Shop" on it


sgtjonson
2012-07-02 03:02:23

i like that idea.


@ken gerry drives almost every day in a weird half truck.


imakwik1
2012-07-02 06:02:23