2012 Pittsburgh-Area Ultracycling and Rando Events

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cburch
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it helps cancel road vibration


reddan
Keymaster
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Jiggling rolls also help scatter radar waves, so speed traps are ineffective.

Flab…it’s nature’s FuzzBuster™.


AtLeastMyKidsLoveMe
Participant
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I thought that’s what the beards were for… or are those “protein harvesters” collecting airborne insects for consumption later?


reddan
Keymaster
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No, the beards are tactile cues, to help prevent putting the helmets on back-to-front in the dark.


stefb
Participant
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And those with bright, gingery beards (like my husband) are visible from 2 miles away.


Mick
Participant
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The future is uncertain!

You never know when the food supplies might be suddenly disrupted!

That is why I ALWAYS carry a coupla dozen donuts around my waist! Don’t leave home without them! (um…as if that were an option.)


Erica
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Thanks to reddan, I’m now picturing a bunch of bearded men trying to put helmets on each other in the dark, and missing.


cburch
Participant
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the beard is to keep my belly warm.


stefb
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So is mine


cburch
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yours, while long, is still a mustache.


AtLeastMyKidsLoveMe
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((awkward…))

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