distasteful questions (practical issues for women on long rides)

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ejwme
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I’m not sure I could purchase anything from someone who called themself “campingtoilets”, especially when there could have been so many more creative handles chosen. At least “poopsinwoods” has a mock native american feel to it, “craptastic” has a certain je ne sais quoi… then again, if they were really comfortable pooping in the woods, they wouldn’t need a craptastic camping toilet, would they?


Charles
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Hahaha, poopsinwoods


Tabby
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wow, so you could relieve youself without having to leave your bike unattended and then continue to carry your waste with you to your destination. that sounds like fun!


AtLeastMyKidsLoveMe
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I have been called rollingpoopbucket before…


mark
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break in a brooks saddle and just ride in a skirt, no padding, it’ll work i promise.


Pierce
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Just hope you don’t have a crash afterwards…

I imagine those fluids would mix nicely with road rash


ErinK
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If you’re going to be “in the woods” just squat behind a tree or on the back side of a ridge. That’s what I do. It’s a little dicey in winter when there’s no underbrush, but for the 60 seconds you’re there it’s not very likely someone will notice. Also, TP is surprisingly optional when technical fabrics are involved. Just make sure you bunch your shorts up by your knees so they don’t get wet.


AtLeastMyKidsLoveMe
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“Also, TP is surprisingly optional when technical fabrics are involved.” Ahh, the Viking method…


edmonds59
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Oh, boy. This thread didn’t start out as ALL that distasteful…


reddan
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“Also, TP is surprisingly optional when technical fabrics are involved.” Ahh, the Viking method…

Uh, that’s w-i-c-k-i-n-g method.


AtLeastMyKidsLoveMe
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wicking – (wi-king, or vvi-king) verb – from Old Norse “vi-king”, meaning, “gotta go, let ‘er rip; no toilet or wipe, let ‘er drip!” Common to Viking lore and character.


edmonds59
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Wicking, you know, Wicking, like vit da chorns and da chelmet.


reddan
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“Hi, I’m Thor.”

“You’re thore? I’m tho thtiff I can barely walk.”


edmonds59
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I’m so glad I read that before I was sittin on the bus. “Look Mommy, crazy man.”

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