Flock of Cycles October Ride

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mr marvelous
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October 19th Flock returns for a fun filled ride. As the temperature drops Flock heats up.

Will there be costumes? Yes

Will there be Fun? YES!

Will there be good people YES!!

Will there be good food? YES!!!

Will there be Ka$ha YES!!!!

More details and the route coming soon.

Now who’s coming!!!!!


stefb
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Kesha is enough to keep me from going.


mr marvelous
Participant
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It is just a joke I promise


Anonymous #

Unless he’s going to be going as Ke$ha…..


pearmask
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Oh, he is. He doesn’t know it yet, but he is.


mr marvelous
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Do I get to sing?


Anonymous #

im sure we can find a mr. microphone on eBay.


Erica
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I will be there!


Jack
Participant
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I’ll be there. Love the Flock rides.


mr marvelous
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Remember to bring your helmates and lights. It will get dark during the ride.


Erica
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Oh! I also have a reflective tshirt I can wear!


cburch
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Does ka$ha wear a helmate?


mr marvelous
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No brains to damage


Anonymous #

Whoohoo!


Pseudacris
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If my meeting ends on time, I’ll be there!


pearmask
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Extra incentive to come to this ride: you’ll get to meet Ma and Pa Pearmask AND Young Female Sibling Pearmask.


stefb
Participant
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Sweet. We can talk about poop


pearmask
Participant
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They will love that. Bonus points if you throw in something gross about old people or eyeballs.


stefb
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I will talk about my corneal ulcerations


mr marvelous
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To book Ke$ha for this ride it will cost $50,000 + travel expenses. For that all she will do is give a speech at the beginning of the ride. It will cost an additional $100,000 for her to ride her bike. Then another $500,000 for her to *cough* sing during the ride. Sending her a check now.


pearmask
Participant
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Worth every penny.

What kind of bike does Ke$ha ride?


mr marvelous
Participant
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Watch the Tick Tock video. Her bike is tricked out


Anonymous #

I’m still trying to imagine what kind of speech Ke$ha would give to kick off a Flock ride….


mr marvelous
Participant
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If Ke$ha can do a speech at all, I would be impressed. We shall see


Steven
Participant
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Then another $500,000 for her to *cough* sing during the ride.

And how much more for her to stop?


Anonymous #

Maybe we could have a car wash or a bake sale to raise funds.


mr marvelous
Participant
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Best Ke$ha costume wins a free t-shirt


StuInMcCandless
Participant
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To book Ke$ha for this ride it will cost $50,000 + travel expenses.

OK, so that will cost us $50,005, since she could put her bike on a bus, pay $2.50 to get to Oakland, and $2.50 to go back Downtown later.

Hey, Jay-Z rode the subway to a show a couple weeks ago [link].


reddan
Keymaster
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Best Ke$ha costume wins a free t-shirt

What, to cover up the costume as quickly as possible?


mr marvelous
Participant
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I can’t think of any other prize to give away. But anyone who dresses as Ke$ha gets a t-shirt


Anonymous #

I may need to google her to see if its more or less embarrassing than my original intended costume.


mr marvelous
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She wears lots and lots of makeup.


rsprake
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Rats… I am out of town again!


StuInMcCandless
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If I can manage to wear a bridesmaid’s dress or look like a Viking on a Pittsburgh street, I can look like Ke$ha. Hell, I’ve even done the underwear ride a time or two. This ought to be a snap.


mr marvelous
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A Flock of Ke$ha ride!!


Anonymous #

Flock of Ke$tu?

Somewhere a part of the internet just squeeled in delight and then burst into flames.


mr marvelous
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I’m really hoping that people will come to the ride dressed as Ke$ha.


Pseudacris
Participant
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I’m really hoping that YOU will come to the ride dressed as Ke$ha. And, riding this:


mr marvelous
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Looks just like her bike. She is a bike friendly “singer”


cburch
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why are you so obsessed with her? ick.

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