Jens Voigt can touch MC Hammer.

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TheLivingTed
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Also:

Jens Voigt nullified the periodic table because he doesn’t believe in any element, other than the element of surprise.

These and many more oft-overlooked factoids about the German super-hero here:

http://www.jensvoigtfacts.com


dbacklover
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Ok that title is the most disturbing I have every read here


Charles
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I am entertained.


sloaps
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He doesn’t know where I live, but he knows where I will die!?

=•0


cburch
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Jens Voigt once rode so fast he traveled back in time to 1987, and shot Greg LeMond because he’s tired of listening to the guy whine all the time.

ha! burn!

i also enjoyed:

Jens Voigt doesn’t use the internet because he’s constantly dropping his connection.


Ohiojeff
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Jens Voigt doesn’t complain about what suffering does to him, but suffering constantly complains about getting picked on by Jens Voigt.


Chris Mayhew
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quizbot
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Jens signing autographs:

spotted on bikesnob


steevo
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That pic is from interbike. He was so freaking

skinny for being a “diesel.”

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