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Jens Voigt nullified the periodic table because he doesn’t believe in any element, other than the element of surprise.
These and many more oft-overlooked factoids about the German super-hero here:
Ok that title is the most disturbing I have every read here
I am entertained.
He doesn’t know where I live, but he knows where I will die!?
Jens Voigt once rode so fast he traveled back in time to 1987, and shot Greg LeMond because he’s tired of listening to the guy whine all the time.
i also enjoyed:
Jens Voigt doesn’t use the internet because he’s constantly dropping his connection.
Jens Voigt doesn’t complain about what suffering does to him, but suffering constantly complains about getting picked on by Jens Voigt.
The blog that started it:
Jens signing autographs:
spotted on bikesnob
That pic is from interbike. He was so freaking
skinny for being a “diesel.”
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