In which he pities the folding fool who is from Pittsburgh.
Has the snob ever been to Pittsburgh? Does he know of the awesome mountain biking in Frick park? The many miles of bike riding available instead of the 2 choices of the gimbles ride or route 1. Did the snobs ex leave him for a yinzer? Or is he just unhappy with the Jets recent loss to the Steelers?
Funny stuff. I wouldn’t be worried, all you need to do is read this passage: “Obviously the owner of this bicycle is a spear fisherman and he uses the blowtorch to fry up his catch.” If he doesn’t know the difference between frying and grilling he’s not a threat.