A team-based test of pirate olympiate-esque-ness. A celebration of food.
Labor Day (Monday 9/1); registration opens at noon, race starts at
Registration and race at Flagstaff Hill (Schenley park, behind
$7/person; $5/person in advance
What do I win?
And here’s my Bob Costas impression:
daaaah DUUUH da duh duh duh duh DAH DAH da DAH duh duh DA du du du duh
Hello and welcome to the Pirate Bike games of the 29th modern Olympiad.
This year’s games will take place in Pittsburgh, USA, home of the
five-time world champion Pittsburgh Steelers. As in years past,
athletes will push themselves to the limit, testing
both their physical strength and mental fortitude in contests of
For those in the audience, the games represent a rare
opportunity. They are an opportunity to witness experts excelling
at their craft; to watch the world’s best compete for the ultimate
For those lucky enough to particpate, the games are something more.
They are a chance to push yourself beyond your limits to the achievement
of greatness. And this greatness is to be shared as this year’s games
are are organized around teams.
Teamwork. Excellence. Pride. Please join us for the 2008 Pirate Bike
(There will also be food and prizes)
…da DAH DAAAAH da DAH DAAAAAH daaa daaa DAAAAAAAH!
Hope yinz can make it.
Like last year, pre-registration gets you a discount, custom spokecards and an option for custom shirts (for $10/shirt). Let me know (email at firstname.lastname@example.org) if you want a shirt ASAP, the deadline is next Tuesday so Casey has time to burn screens.