I just think it’s funny that they calculated it all out, double and triple checked their math, and they assumed that since none of themselves got raptured up, that it didn’t happen. How do we know that the righteous didn’t get raptured up, and it just wasn’t them? Maybe their math was right and their morals weren’t?
6PM Saturday I was beside a camp fire eating marshmallows. What Stu said.
Yeah. I got raptured up and sent back. Seems somebody upstairs screwed up. I didn’t notice many others there, though. Just a few people with brown skin and one old white lady. Probably nobody anyone will miss. I did overhear a rumor that the armageddon thing has been postponed a bit; they’re going to wait a while and try the rapture again. Y’know, see if they can score a few more souls next time.